Sub-ordinary

I had hoped that "subordinary" was new territory in paugh descriptors, meaning:

"The only slightly less than ordinary that strives (and fails) to be more or less ordinary than it already is,"

but the dictionary describes it as "One of several heraldic bearings somewhat less common than an ordinary." The dictionary is wrong.

Good examples of subordinary can be found throughout the paughsome.com archives and immediately recognized in everyday life. A good example is, say, a slightly awkward kid that dresses up as a toilet.

Small Lessons

Queer Geeks

Being gay is hip and trendy right...every Real World and Sitcom needs a funny gay guy to punch up the slow moments or cause problems, it makes life interesting. Well, homosexuals have now found a way to be paugh. Queer Geeks is dedicated to finding ways to make being gay a paugh experience. Click on the image below to explore the alternative lifestyle side of paugh.

Thought LAN parties couldn't get any more paugh, how about a LAN party with a man in your rectum

Maybe you assumed that UNIX programming was the height of paugh, well it's not, try coding while spooning with your geeky stud-lover.

No Nunchucks needed

I never thought Ninjas could be paugh, maybe with nunchucks, but in no other way paugh...but I was wrong. Watch all 6+ minutes of this video, wait for the fire, oh glory, wait for the fire!

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson

(c) SFPTOTOOT.com

Paughparazzi

no, sir.

Christmas presents for the masses

("pwaaghghghghghhghhhh")

Painful paugh.

1st row "paugh" google image search

bowling

incredible poker faces

everything, all the time...

Betty

Horseshoes

Leaners...close does count...that short metal post sticking up inconspicuously in a bed of sand... All these things contribute to horseshoes' being the paughest of the outdoor summer picnic activities.

Paugh would like to play.

anticipation

(person 1): look at me i am a pie

(person 2): HELLO. I AM A DELICIOUS CAKE.

(person 1): HI!

(person 2): I AM COVERED IN BUTTERCREAM FROSTING!

(person 1): i am filled with butter and sugar. wait so are you

(person 2): WE ARE TO BE BEST FRIENDS!!

(person 1): i am also filled with spices. yes

slip n' slide

The best part is that even if you, by some miracle, manage to stay the course, you still get grass burns as you fly right off the end.

Geyser

all the king's men

tic-tac-toe

I associate this with being bored in the back seat of a warm car during vacations. No biscuits, though.

he keeps and sorts his own fluids

let it all sink in

Wow.

mass transit

give it a second...it's animated