Secret Bonus Level

These are just a few presents for you. You're welcome.

I Struck Pennies!

Detecting metal as a hobby might some day become our new defining act of paugh. Only time can tell. In short, avoid.

Case in point: http://www.thomasathomas.com/. For his untold hours of labor on both metal detecting and website creation, he still thinks digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

... Next week, we give an expose on stud finders.

PS: I believe that "I Struck Monkeys" would have been funnier, but would have made no sense.

I'm My Own Grandpa

I always thought this was a paugh song.

Physics can be Paugh

Stare at these Physics I lab stations. If you're not careful, they will take all the fun out of momentum transfer. Though, I'll say that the tracks aren't the key - it's the people crouching over them, making little carts squeak back and forth with their mouths slightly ajar.

I'll close with: the people above are substantially less paugh than what I'm thinking of. In fact, they could be pretty cool. Find them and shake their hands.

When Paugh Hurts

Feels so good. Hurts so bad.

Paughsome.com Approval is Up

Paughed Out Bangs

Swedish Paugh

It Came From Beyond

A small glimpse into what must be an intriguing, though paugh, life.

Par-tay

And sounds that are abrasive to my ears:
http://www.himalayanacademy.com/satgurus/gurudeva/uthant/mvc-691v.mpg

Hashbrowns!

Haiku

"Stingray softly sleeps,
My probing will not wake him,
Sweet dreams, little one."

It Just Is

From Josh's thingy.

THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!!!!!1

CHECK IT OUT D00DZ:

THAT'S RIGHT - WITH A PICKLE!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Paugh Out #elephant

The Inset is Perfect

The Terrible Enigma